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Maribel did not get babtized, she just kinda waddled away to the flee market instead of her babtism <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But she should be good for this Thursday, so hype<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funny things that happend<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– an evanjelico said they don’t believe in Moses <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– got told that santa hats are of the devil <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Got told that I’m of the devil because I shake people’s hands<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– drunk dude tried to rob us, but I shook his hand instead and wished him a Merry Christmas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Met Will Smith<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– got told that christmas is of the devil <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fun week!!! Excited to keep you updated on what happens!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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